"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/15/2018 at 11:00 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/15/2018 at 11:00 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 8
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Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Beware the St. Ides of March unless you want a killer headache.
1 st Wipe : The Ford F-150 as a standalone brand is worth more than Ford as a company. This either means that Ford will pay you to take a Focus off their hands, or investment bankers are full of crap. Why not both?
2 nd Wipe : Today’s repetitively obvious news comes from the Japanese car industry: Since our car companies don’t have money printing presses (except maybe Subaru), any metal tariffs will be passed on to consumers.
3 rd Wipe : GM and South Korea still engaging in slapfight over plant shutdowns, union wages, benefit concessions, poor plant performance, raises and bonuses, and government-backed loans. In other news, South Korea is now full Americanized.
4 th Wipe : The latest company to invest in ridesharing is supplier Magna, who is partnering with Lyft to help develop ways to shrink wrap and palletize passengers for just-in-time Six Sigma levels of efficiency.
5 th Wipe : Get your Lilith Fair ’99 playlist ready and order some fresh Jill Stein bumper stickers: The new Subaru Forester will be released this month.
Flush : Today in 1961, the Jaguar E-Type first penetrated Geneva while the world watched.
Wheelerguy
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/15/2018 at 11:04 |
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Must I remind you of the beauty this car possesses?
HammerheadFistpunch
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/15/2018 at 11:23 |
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1961 geneva be all
random001
> Wheelerguy
03/15/2018 at 11:51 |
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All of it. All the Beauty.